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BeelzebubsAlarm

@beelzebubsalarm

The last surviving alarm clocks from Gallifrey. I ring at wibbly wobbly timey wimey intervals.

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calendar_today11-08-2013 21:44:08

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@Q2Grapple IT WAS 7 AM! (SOMEWHERE) I was not drunk. It's not my fault my owner plugged me into the wall and never let me use my batteries

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Times? Alarms? Guys. I'm a Gallifreyan alarm. It's always 7:00 AM because time is a big balls of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

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So what, I woke you up at the crack of dawn? I'm soulless like Sam Winchester, bitches. #dealwithit Because guess what, BEEP! BEEP! 7 AM

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In other news, my owner won't bow to me. No matter how loud I ring. The manufacturers were right. Loki alarms would've sold better.

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Alright. This alarm needs to go to her owners bedside table so it can wake her up at 7 AM again. Because I, unlike Loki, do my job.

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@Q2Grapple Hope they didn't bite. I know people think they're vicious monsters from hell, but they're just misunderstood.VERY misunderstood.