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✨this is so disgusting I don’t even have words✨

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

do cricket breath ?

Say hi to Patrick star or have a terrible November

“my hobby is clocking the boys tea” - my 12 y.o. sister

“only weak asses drive BMWs”

lets bounce

in your 20s there will be a cat and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot u if she wanted

“take mushrooms with your parents criminal”

“this woman just wants her apple juice and to be left ALONE”

Music is amazing