"I have a structured settlement but I need. Cash. Noooow" Me: CALL J.G. WENTWORTH!!!877-CASH-NOW!!!!

The very best way to support and feed your delusions: Surround yourself with people whose world views match yours exactly.

We all want to Make America Great Again. But that won't happen until we first Make America Smart Again.

Well I was clearly the first one in there, Ryan. x.com/whoseryanstile…

Studio Ghibli movies inspire & bring million colors of imagination for our family, especially My Neighbor Totoro. #animation

Excited by the potential of the Obama Pres. Center. Barack & I will continue to champion the issues close to our hearts, including girls ed.

Don't let what you have to heal from blind you to how much there is to heal for. ~ Ben Harper

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This cat really enjoys wet hair...

Wow. ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2012/07/vanish…

Just waiting for our ex- president to move all his shit back in.

Free This Man, he had every right. x.com/fox29philly/st…

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Thanks, Instagram 😒 good to know what a blog about wanting to kill yourself doesn’t violate your guidelines 👍🏻