"It's easier to be a parent this morning, it's easier to be a dad. It's easier to tell your kids character matters, it matters. Telling the truth matters. Being a good person matters."

um... what

America just passed the biggest kidney stone known to mankind...

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it’s time to heal

New video from MeidasTouch! Enough is enough is enough is enough. Do we need anymore signs from the Universe??? Please RT far and wide #ImpeachTrump or #25thAmendment

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* @mckennafinn98 broke my buddha statue * me: you’re buying me a new one. ken: what? fine. how much does a buddha go for these days?

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#BestBarRileys

Me: I want Starbucks Me: Anything for u princess

⚠️It’s time to BeNice to me :) ⚠️

(shakira at the dispensary) sativa sativa

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

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A conversation I had with a Trumper last night... Him: "I like Mellencamp's music. Sucks he's a stupid liberal Democrat, though." Me: What's your beef with Democrats? Him: "Are you a Democrat?" Me: Yes. Him: "You need to change your ways." Me: Why's that? Him: "You actually like