I’m not saying she’s a slut for big trucks, I’m just saying she’ll suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

Fuck me amazon style carls🫀

There’s a thin line between marketing and chaos

I fucked up and got chocolate strawberries instead

Fuck this

If I’ve learned anything from #summit6 , it’s that there was never a meta. Just characters that countered that nobody has brought to the top level of smash.

1 sip of the new bud light and you’ll start thinking George and so Strait - some dude on TikTok

Oyster Pimples

Well, I’m gonna use this as my void to scream into.

Lease is almost up, Anybody who’s head I been rent free in, I’d like to officially move in.

Y’all ever had head so good, you thought Shang Tsung shapeshifted into yo girl?

You look like you jack off with a condom on

Nobody ever tells you the face you have to put on when working on yourself.

My new philosophy

Happiness comes from within.

Solitude is a fuckin virtue

Obi Wan Shinobi is possibly the greatest name I could’ve ever read

… what are you actually talking about