Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

✨😄Cute baby names for 2026: Year of Mario🍄📅 Ario🍄 Bario🍄 Cario🍄 Dario🍄 Fario🍄 Gario🍄 Hario🍄 Iario🍄 Jario🍄 Kario🍄 Lario🍄 Mario🍄🤩🤩🤩 Nario🍄 Oario🍄 Pario🍄 Qario🍄 Rario🍄 Sario🍄 Tario🍄 Uario🍄 Vario🍄 Wario😈🪙 Xario🍄 Yario🍄 Zario🍄

Did you just say Ario

true or not?

In his last moments... Syndrome met his biggest fan.

I missed this type of humour so dang much 🥹 #regularshowthelosttapes #regularshow

"You're the reason Charlie Kirk is dead"

“Dumbocrats”

Casually watching the Deep get mauled apart by sharks and all his fish friends for 2 minutes straight at 4 in the morning

My first contribution to the StarFox community. I'm so sorry.

I was humming this for most of the day 😭

Schaffrillas just recreated that one SpongeBob video