oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there

i could listen to Theo Von & CALEB PRESSLEY talk for approximately the entirety of the rest of my life

the amount of AI content on facebook is unbelievable. the amount of people who think it’s real is astonishing. i am flabbergasted at the whole thing. simply aghast.

he’s just so good

WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!

I’m still tryna figure out how I squint my eyes & a cheeseburger turn into fuckin Steve Harvey 😭😭😭😭😭

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break

whenever i read a degenerate comment on here i convince myself they’re AI and not a real person and it makes it much easier to digest!!

Go. Birds. 🦅

E A G L E S 🦅💚🖤

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, my former teammates, and friends on being SB LIX Champions!! There were a lot of emotions last night, and now that I’ve collected my thoughts, I’ll attempt to share them in the longest tweet ever. That game was odd for me to watch if

one thing i miss about vine is all the music i found on there

severance really is so good. this last episode 🤯… can’t wait for it all to come together but im feelin a season 3 before we get all the answers

baseball commentary is literally just two older, regular guys having a casual conversation

i am addicted to apple cinnamon rice cakes

Wedding season 💞

why is there no music social media feed for artists and their new songs. u follow artists/bands & your feed is exclusively new music they come out with or are featured in. no promos, no pics, just a list of songs. so you can keep up to date with all of ur favs. Apple Music please

maybe you forgot. i didn’t