Dealing with airport stress by re-downloading twitter. Tbd on if this is a net gain or loss

.georgia (allegedly) i found a third weird al mixed cd in the stack send help

For the third time during lockdown Alex was adventurous with his take out order and accidentally got soup I am cackling

Really love our team, especially when we bring new science to new places. Thanks Genes in Space Boeing Space ISS National Lab

Merry Christmas to everyone but especially Alex and his brother for telling their uncle that cryptocurrency sounds like a pyramid scheme

Hypothetically, if one was to find a Furby in a corner of the attic, do you burn it to cleanse the house or do you give it a place of honor to avoid angering the spirit?

I may be spending the day cleaning but at least it's not the daycare where we were handed a washcloth and plastic gloves and told to clean toilets.

Whichever neighbor tattled to the HOA about our lawn edges, ur mamas a HO

The windows? Open. The fall candle? Lit. The fact it will be in the mid- to upper-80s this weekend? Irrelevant.

To the next giant 'leaf'! 🥬 NASA researchers are investigating whether growing vegetables on the International Space Station can help overcome astronauts’ feelings of isolation when they eventually go to the Moon and beyond. Learn more: go.nasa.gov/3huuxI7

Getting my fortune read (letting the color of the iced coffee decide my day)

Okay, we messed up.

Perhaps outlining wasn't the greatest decision.

Packing to go back to Clemson. Where did the summer go??

I'm sorry, did I say "please go around me"? No? Then quit trying to cut ahead of me in line. We've all got to make the damn plane.

Also, the damn Boy Scouts need to put some hustle in their step.

Now that I'm back at Clemson, my hair will be up. At all times. Humidity, man.

Hearing the on call phone go off in the shower is the original naked and afraid. #RAlife