shout out to myself for ruining my own life

This is what it feels like when the "President" of the United States attacks you personally

After video clearly shows police in Buffalo, NY, pushing man to the ground and him bleeding from the head, police department falsely says that he tripped and fell.

I'm not sure why we would need to sign a petition to make this happen but I just did. Protect and serve? Buffalo Police Department : FIRE POLICE OFFICE AARON TORGALSKI - Sign the Petition! chng.it/X9bKV4M6 via Change.org

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

Thank you for leading, @ava! 🙌🏾

If you're in a state where you have the option to vote early, do that now. The more votes in early, the less likely you're going to see a last minute crunch, both at polling places and in states where mail-in ballots are permitted. Then tell everyone you know.

Calamari in 50 states!

What a gorgeous song and performance by billie eilish

God bless Julia Louis-Dreyfus

NYC Voters, please visit vote.nyc to apply for your absentee ballot! Please share and help us keep voters safe!

Watching the #rnc has me laughing out loud and my blood pressure rising at the same time.

I don’t understand why any restaurant offers “homemade” anything. I just think, “guys, you have a kitchen HERE. Just make it here!”

Watching coverage of the Trump rally about to begin in NV and they are showing the crowd with few masks and no social distancing jamming out to “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door.” #irony

“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

America, you know what to do. #VoteHimOut

Half way through the new #fleetfoxes record and I’m already in love.

A fly just landed on that turd.

Thank god for bourbon.

I'll never stop laughing about this.