this is actually why i stopped trying to have discussions with people on facebook lol. delete or block instead

Here’s an oil painting I made of Microsoft Clippy

the quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that halloween costumes used to be

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

gabe sucks on the office but he has some of my fav lines ever i’ll tell you her last name tomorrow because she’s gonna be screaming it tonight i’m taking a karate course online i do not have the lung capacity to blow a whistle they don’t make these cords in bootcut anymore!!

Ghost ships/shipwrecks/abandoned boats hit that sweet spot of phobia and fascination for me

i need to find a good coat for our boxer to wear when she goes outside

everybody these days is so scared to get a little corny. IT’S TIME TO GET ON THE COB!!!!!!!

kangaroos terrify me. makes me sick thinking about them

wait a god damned second

After Rob Reiner screened Stand by Me (1986) for Stephen King, he noticed that King was visibly shaking and wasn’t speaking. Stephen King left the room, then returned and told Rob Reiner it was the best adaptation of his work he had ever seen. RIP Rob Reiner.

Hear me out: A start-up, but all they do is make appliances using vintage patents from the 50s and 60s and everything lasts for forty years instead of seven to ten.

it’s actually annoying as hell having your comment get thousands of likes on tiktok omg leave me alonE

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The way god intended

ever since i was a little girl i’ve loved information

are you lishenin ta me?