Thank you to the lovely, kind person who left this on one of the benches near the entrance of QHB this morning, you've made my day! #randomactsofcrochetkindness University Hospitals of Derby and Burton NHS FT 💜

I feel like #sexactually is giving me the opportunity to see all of Alice Levine 's facial expressions that we never got to see on the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast 🤣 Alice, you are brilliant. "I think I'll just do my big shop" & "I'm going to do Wordle, my starting word was crust" 🤣

So, what's been the most annoying phrase of this season?! #loveIsland #LoveIslandUK

Oh guys.... the poll results are reeeeeaaaaddddy #loveisland

Is anyone else soooo mad with Dan for dissing Sandy, but absolutely on Hugo's side when it comes to Tayla?! 🤣 #MAFSAUS

Hi @OKDiner , I've just paid £5.35 for a takeaway raspberry ripple milkshake from your Derby restaurant, got home and its only half full?! It was lovely, so it would have been nice to have a whole one!

Thank you Postmodern Jukebox for an awesome night at the York Barbican to celebrate our 1st wedding anniversary! We especially loved the teeny tiny snippet of Bennie & The Jets, as its our song (She's Bennie, I'm the Jets. Neither of us have a mohair suit, mores the pity) 💜 #PMJtour

In 2009, I bought tickets to Pink's UK tour, only for it to be a scam. Tonight, I finally get to see her live. It's been a long time coming, and I am beyond excited! We're coming for you, P!nk ! #pinkuktour #pinkbolton #pink

What a way to celebrate your 40th birthday! Had a brilliantly geeky day at #BritSciFi at National Space Centre . The Doctor Q&A was great, and over the moon to have met Paul McGann 💜💜 #DoctorWho #EighthDoctor

"Ladies and Gentleman, Mr Rick Astley". Go on, Elton, I dare you. #EltonJohn #Glastonbury

Thank you, Deacon Blue for an awesome night at TRCH . My second time seeing you, my wife's fifth. We love you! 💜

How gay are we? Well, my wife and I call 6.30am "Spectacles O'Clock" because it's when Susanna Reid puts her glasses on on Good Morning Britain 🔥. We obviously watch for the excellent journalism too..... honest 😉 We love you Susanna!

As much as you might disagree with politicians doing reality TV, just imagine, for a few glorious moments, how incredible the commentary from Rob Beckett would be if Matt Hancock ever did Celebs Go Dating on E4 . . . . #celebsgodating #comedygold

This is so niche, but Henry from #BBUK   gives me such strong Jamie Morton - Jamie Morton - from My Dad Wrote A Porno vibes 🤣. I bet he's been to Fwarnce for flunch 🤣 James Cooper Alice Levine #mydadwroteaporno

Balvinder Sopal AND Alex Kingston?! People, if you know a lesbian, check on them because they WILL NOT BE OK.... #Strictly2025 #strictly #doctorwho #EastEnders