Well, actually, you make me gush with uncontrolled happiness and possession, but we can go with smile. #lovefrombear

It’s us. #lovefrombear

Me and you. #lovefrombear

Uh huh. #lovefrombear

Okay, that is frankly desperately hot.

I feel a Nena song coming on…

I feel very, very called out.

There is a perspective in here that is acceptable. There is another one that goes beyond consent (unless that consent has already been negotiated). Delineating between advice and ear is important. Delineating between setting expectations and fulfilling needs is also important.

There always is…

Feeling more than a little called out here, tyvm.

Also a useful strategy the morning after when trying to get to the bathroom.

The labia majora points to the north star.

Feeling very seen.

Cock blocked and impotent, a tractor trailer struggles with its virility while secretly fantasizing that surely, for all that is holy, someone somewhere wants to strap one on and peg it to oblivion. These are the existential crises of our lives.

These are my vibes.

In other news, please play with my boobies… Maybe a nipple tweak or a fond little rub? Please and thanks?

Leaving this here for @mudkri She desperately needs one. Or several. Possibly on every coat.

Seriously? Is this actually a question?!

PSA: This shouldn’t require a PSA. Pet names are sorta like dick pics. If you’re allowed to use them, you will fucking well know that you are allowed to use them. And if that isn’t in any way blazingly and abundantly clear, then the answer is “Don’t fucking do that.”