Good morning to you too sir 🤭

Robert’s cha cha did not deserve the same score as Alix’s in any fucking world #rigged #derekisanirwin

Calling it, this dance is going down in the history books. LFG QUEEN ALIX

UMMMM OK Super Bowl halftime show material Alix!!!!! #dwts

Alix just looked like an international pop star performing in a stadium. Give her the Mirrorball or I’m never watching #dwts again!

Daniela’s crying cuz now she has to decide if she’s leaving her marriage for Dylan

Dylan’s girlfriend in the audience SHAKING in her boots

I love you with my whole heart Dylan But Alix is dancing like Daniela, my love, maybe next time. #dwts

“Daniela, kept pumping me up”

This feels….like it was not a good decision. But bonus points for incorporating Andy

Jordan being the final dance is the biggest L #snooze

This is gay hood dancing

Jordan so selfish she pushed Ezra out of her final dance #disrespect sweet Ezra makes you look good sweetie and you left him on the sidelines. #mistake

Fun fact this chick was a dancing cheerleader in high school musical

The Russel Crowe appearance in Robert’s video is a slay

As if this hasn’t dragged on long enough

Titillating

Rigged

Like who the fuck wants pecans in their snickers?

Bread and butter is so good