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BeckyEldridge

@beckyeldridge

writing. Improv. and vintage beagle.

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calendar_today12-10-2008 04:55:21

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NPR pledge drive: when my reliably liberal considered news reporters turn into desperate midway barkers at the media carnival. Please Larry mantle: stop talking so fast. It’s still coffee time!

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Ahhhh!!! Cheeto dust at an open concept office full of quiet engineers!!!! I like to frighten them with my enthusiastic cheer.

Ahhhh!!! Cheeto dust at an open concept office full of quiet engineers!!!! I like to frighten them with my enthusiastic cheer.
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Pickle thinks she’s hiding from me. I let her think so and encourage her by saying things like “where did the dog go?” and “She was just here and now she’s gone officer”

Pickle thinks she’s hiding from me.  I let her think so and encourage her by saying things like “where did the dog go?” and “She was just here and now she’s gone officer”
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Just hit the subway trifecta: standing water of unknown source on the platform, broken baby oil bottle and discarded cookies all on the platform!:):):

Just hit the subway trifecta: standing water of unknown source on the platform, broken baby oil bottle and discarded cookies all on the platform!:):):
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Day 7: escaped for a hike. No one social distancing. All types of Americans. Went to aldi: got eggs, no flour, no turkey bacon, no tofu. Pickle still tried to get in the empty garbage.

Day 7: escaped for a hike. No one social distancing. All types of Americans. Went to aldi: got eggs, no flour, no turkey bacon, no tofu. Pickle still tried to get in the empty garbage.