When ya nan and Aunty Pat’s seen there’s a Tesco club card deal on flavoured gin…

Hi O2 my mum bought my daughter an iPad from your good selves. I had to do a factory reset because she forgot her passcode… teenagers😩 and it now appears it was a refurb from network rail, as it’s asking for the remote management login details. Any ideas how to rectify? Thanks

Memes: but make them #Hull

This. And if you have to ask why we didn’t report it, just look at rape/sexual assault conviction rates.

I told my school and they didn’t believe me. So I definitely wasn’t going to the police. I was 14.

#NewProfilePic

Seriously tho billionaires… you could really fuck shit up, cure cancer, raise millions of families out of poverty, educate those who need it… but no, why don’t you sell some more shit we don’t need with express delivery and rename a social media channel to X🙄🙄🙄

Fucking hell. If I’d have known I could “push out” my periods, I’d have done them all in a year and lived the rest of my life in pain free, non-period heaven.

Maybe this is actual living proof that diets don’t work. Every body has its natural set point and being fat is actually completely natural, oh and nobody owes you fuck all mate.

RIP Maurice. The king of death notices.

Oh look it’s another Bank Holiday…

This month we’ve had three of them, and nothing’s collapsed. We’ve made it work because jobs don’t have to fit into five day boxes.

More time for friends, family and taking better care of ourselves.

The 4 Day Week Campaign is the future of work.

I’ve been hesitant to make this public, but after another evening of my trans teen in tears due to blatant and insidious discrimination by Harbour Learning Trust I wonder, will it be naming staff in his suicide note that finally makes you take notice and actually communicate with me?

Aretha. Which is iconic, let’s agree. But probably not appropriate for a white girl in the north of England on SO many levels.

It's my #Twitterversary ! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 4 Feb 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

ATTENTION!

Calling all photographers (or anyone), has THE DAILY MAIL ever used your image without permission and against copyright law?

If so please could you tell me below and, if possible, show the screenshot of the image misuse.

Looks like I’m taking them to court.

You know what lives rent free in my head and pops into my consciousness at any given time?

Taskmaster

Looool Sameera is a dick.

What a mega night at Docks Academy for the Beerlesque! Ran into babe Becky Barnes and a load of folks I haven't seen in years. Had Mockingbird Streetfood sat in Docks Beers beforehand. Does a Sunday get much better?!

Love you Spence 🧡 it’s all true too 😜