I just saw someone's comment on a picture 'scones with jam and denver clotted cream' DENVER?! No.

I text back embarrassingly fast or 3 hours later. There is no in between.

'We live in the UQ, not the UK; it's a Queendom.' Oh, dad! #truestory

I may have just watched an entire episode of 'My Parents Are Aliens'. Ahh, #nostalgia

Why does no one ever offer a hug when people cry in documentaries on TV? It's mean.

Thinking I should've started packing a little bit earlier now... oops!

Today I'm wondering why they only use 'no tears' technology for baby's shampoo and not adult's shampoo?

I'm surprised every time I see an old music video with men wearing crop tops in it. 'Cause that was a thing.

I feel second hand embarrassment from situations I read about. #facepalm

Sooo... I had to wait a whole week to be emailed back and told I need to email someone different. #Grrr

Time for yoga! #ohno

Why hasn't someone invented headphones that you can use in the pool or the shower yet. I wanna get my tune on!

I'm nearing my last year as a teenager. I better get my Kevin on while I still can!

It seems persistence really does pay off. *Punches air triumphantly*

Hold on to your awards, ye is in the building #BRITs2015