the queen spent five minutes with Liz Truss and said “nah, i’m not dealing with this one” 😭

on this week’s episode of dejvit teaches becky maltese: kutrumbajsa

please don’t clip your toenails in a restaurant 😭😭

what is the point of having a decaf espresso at 7am?

I schedule my life like there’s 36 hours in a day 🥴

I need a clone to take my life whilst I sip negronis on the Amalfi Coast 🙏🏼

Becky Darmanin: The Homeless Experience

this will be my month to reset and conquer

red flag so big you can see it from saturn

I like my men how I like my drinks. Bad for me.

The How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack can resurrect my dead body tbh