Cuando no estás premenstrual, ni menstruando, ni ovulando, ni postmenstrual. Los mejores dos días del mes.

1. Men know exactly what they are doing. Always remember that. 2. It is not your responsibility to change a man. In fact, you cannot change a man, but you can change the man. Read that again. 3. Men will treat you based on how they feel about you and how you carry yourself. If

acaban de sexualizar la forma de un océano y luego te dicen que el problema lo tienes tú por cómo te vistes

The 40 hour work week was designed for people who had someone at home doing all the cooking, cleaning, and errands. Now we’re expected to do both and still have work life balance.

I forgot how many times Sir Mo Farah refers to himself as Sir #imaceleb

Why has Jacob Monroe “the broker” aged about 3 decades since the last series #thenightagent

I think its time that women rule the world. The men have done more than enough damage.

is she right?🤔

Men are lonely because they're insufferable to be around. For one of the the first times in history. women don't need men for any material security. While there is still social pressure, women are only seeking romantic relationships with men for the emotional enrichment those men

nobody: me on twitter: 🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

gel?... gel? our options are patches, shots, implants and pills & these weaklings get gel?!?!?

Being a woman is like: Don’t get pregnant Don’t get pregnant Don’t get pregnant Don’t get pregnant Don’t get pregnant Aren’t you too young? Get an abortion Don’t get pregnant Don’t get pregnant QUICK GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! Aren’t

no matter how much sleep I get

£32,000 a year. Graduate job. What it actually comes to: Gross: £2,667 a month. Income tax: £324 National insurance: £225 Student loan Plan 2: £35 Pension (4% auto-enrol): £107 Take home: £1,976. Rent in any UK city worth living in: £1,200. Council tax, gas, electric, water,

i absolutely hate when some restaurants ask you to scan a qr for the menu because now it’s a table full of friends just on their phones. the joy of collectively flipping through well designed menus and debating what to order while yapping is such a wholesome experience. i get the

POV: winning your reality series after someone accuse you of being abusive #Imaceleb

Why is it called Alcoholics anonymous if the first thing you say is , "Hi, my name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic."