I have a pin of a dinosaur wearing a party hat on my pinafore today 🦖

5 jobs I’ve had: 1. Receptionist in a golf shop 2. Duty manager 3. Musician 4. Shop assistant 5. Queen Elsa impersonator

SUCH a good morning getting to chat to Laura White 💃🏼

Fed up of all my post arriving already opened or damaged

Oooooo ye boiz

Why am I a musician? Too much hassle

Why does everyone ignore my messages, I CAN SEE YOU’VE READ IT

My legs are covered in bruises bc I keep hitting my tambourine too hard

The most nerve-racking gigs are the ones where a couple who’ve hired you for their wedding watch😫

what a busy day, and it’s only 2pm😴

Am always ill🤮

Been in uni for 7 hours and only done 500 words for an essay due next week🙃🔫

Listing Your Favorite Band Sucks (not parody) as a source of research for my essay because I’m too lazy to do any academic reading

Reaching me limit with being messed around by people, run your business more effectively 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s not a lie🤷‍♀️

Such a bunch of kids, and I BLOODY LOVE IT

Such a pain the arse sorting out car insurance

I miss my short hair😭