Your Hermes driver has successfully volleyed your parcel into a bush 3 miles away.

Literally have to turn around and go back to get my mask every single time I go to the shops 🤬

Ngl am I fuck listening to what the government have to say anymore after they begged us to go and eat out for the past month & them just opening schools. Fucking us around 😂😂

What a mug

Imagine you weren’t furloughed, worked all the way through and now you have to pay back money that you didn’t even borrow 🙋🏻‍♂️🤡 #sonice #suchabargain #andproperniceaswell

United supports the campaign to #LetFansIn. We back the petition to allow fans to attend games. #MUFC petition.parliament.uk/petitions/5520…

Everyone crying on Twitter wats all the tiers 4

That’s it I’m trying heroin

The devil is in the detail

Instagram is revolting this morning

That Trippier goal 😍

Megan Markle should fight Kate Middleton on the undercard of the Jake Paul vs Ben Askren card

*dangerous attack...* *betting suspended...* *goal kick.* Me:

Naaaaaa 🤯

Cunts

Yessssss

Get gone

I hate Fred so fucking much

The entire nation now whenever #BorisJohnson opens his mouth