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🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️LISTEN TO ALEX MORGAN!

I AM SO FUNNY AND NO ONE AT WORK EVEN KNOWS BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE "PROFESSIONAL".

AMC CEO Adam Aron says they are currently working on the sequel to Nicole Kidman’s ad. “I’m not sure when we’re going to do it this year or next year. We’ll try to live up to your expectations when the time comes.” (Source: variety.com/2023/film/feat…)

betito castañeda THE DRIP 🔥

Today’s ALDI Affirmations: I am worthy. I deserve good things. I am going to ALDI.

JLo’s Hall of Fame (Movie Edition)

The way Chrishell has been EATING UP Nicole ALL SEASON! #sellingsunset

Remember when I almost went Full Swiftie? I hope everyone enjoys the #erastourchicago I’ll be watching #SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse

What’s the song of the summer?

Barbie: Lisa, Jun, Jordan, Rachel, me, Josh, Xavier, Taylor Oppenheimer: Eddie, Will, Drew, Maggie, Adam, Dan, Hayden, Ian, Derrick, Steve, Nicole, Kaycee, Jackson, Cody

Once again, advising everyone, white men specifically do not wash their hands after using the bathroom. You’ve been warned!

My boss said that the Aldi Fall merch drop is not an appropriate reason to call in to work tomorrow. So I quit. ALDI USA

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DON'T BE COMPLICIT IN GENOCIDE

In the words of Jay-Z, “Rihanna where you at?”

Academy Awards Best Actress Snubs. Tonight, we riot.

still eyeing the mini corn dogs 👀

SHAKIRA IS GOING ON TOUR!!!!!