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Oh nooo where is Carrie Ann Inaba tonight ?!! Hope she’s okay and feeling better soon 😢 #DWTS

Okay okay first dance of the night Jordan and Ezra dancing to BEYONCÉ !!!! Love it love it but they only got a 10/20 we’ll see how this goes

Okay Dylan efron ? How did I not know Zac had a brother ! His dancing needs some work tho! Maybe he’ll get better but so far I was not impressed

Okay waaaaait they gave Dylan at 10/20 ?!?! No way no way Jordan was def better -_-

ELAINE HENDRICKS?!?? They got Meredith Blake out here??? #DWTS

Meredith Blake dancing to kesha ?!? I am thrilled to see it

12/20 go Elaine Hendrix Ⓥ

Hang on they have all of Momtok out here to see Whitney and Jen?!

Mark Ballis hair ?!?!!

Maybe Whitney is the one to watch 👀👀👀

Barron and Britt’s number was funn but was it goooood? Idk idk

Alix choosing “circus” as her anthem 🥵

Let’s me honest we all know I’m just here for TOPANGA!!!!

Sorry I was wrong it’s not season 20 of DWTS it’s season 34 it’s been TWENTY years 😅

Alright guys week two who is going home?!? I am sad that I think it might be Corey :/ and Baron???

I would love to hear Jake Shane’s commentary on all these numbers 😂

Yessss carrie Ann is back! We love it we needed it !!!

Maybe I’m way behind but I just looked up what an Oura Ring costs and IM SORRY WHAT?!?! Yall are paying $500 for a bad tech/style crossover dad that won’t last until Christmas? This isn’t the Apple Watch. Move along and admit you regret the purchase 😭