The best way to strike up a conversation with a woman wearing headphones is to not ever do that.

ME: I don’t think a Muppet “West Side Story” works because it would start to assign race/class value to the different types of Muppets, and that doesn’t at all align with their established worldview THERAPIST: ok so like I said we’re gonna up your dosage

I’ve been a public school teacher for the last 14 years. I can’t give your kid a COUGH DROP, so I don’t think my district will ever be involved in covert surgeries.

Sometimes I think it must be great to not care about this election.

Signed, sealed, delivered.

I have two daughters and neither of them will cancel out their father’s vote with their own; he already cast his vote for Kamala Harris. As of 4pm, so did I.

"Democracy dies in darkness"...as the Washington Post turns out the lights.

Democracy didn’t die in the darkness, journalism did.

My only regret that I had but one Washington Post subscription to cancel.

Holy…Listen to every word. This is exactly right. White men: start handling your boys. (If you are offended by this, you might be the problem.)

Vegas: When we vote, we win. IWillVote.com

We got this.

More than 75,000 people. This is what turning the page looks like.

Texting us three times per day has really paid off.💙

Vote!

My luggage got lost last night and today I used sharpie as mascara in a pinch and tell me why it kind of worked?

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

Over on bluesky- same handle.