Whoever decided that medicine in the form of eye drops for a baby is a good idea has never experienced a baby

Not even a minute in and we have an Oscar-worthy flop by Duke Men’s Basketball #MarchMadness

YOU taught us to always stay curious and ready to learn! 🤍

Put my niece in a music video, PHIL WICKHAM 🥹

It was a good year for the Dawgs. Mississippi State Athletics | #SECNTakeover

🫡 @Dak #FromStateToSundays | #HailState🐶

WE FINALLY HAVE A KICKER that is all #hailstate

I’d be willing to take the L in my fantasy football leagues this year if Dak Prescott would consider retiring to be the new Offensive Coordinator for Mississippi State Football effective immediately

Take it away, Carrie Underwood!

The best kind of Sunday combines Carrie Underwood and Dak Prescott 🤩

Thank you #EmergencyAlertSystem test for waking my toddler up early from his nap and causing an actual emergency in my home.

On today’s episode of feeling old, I used to keep the kicker for Tennessee Football in the nursery at church 🙃 Cool cool cool cool

CeeDee and Dak need to spend the entire halftime just staring into each other’s eyes so that we can FIX THIS #DallasCowboys

MISSISSIPPI STATE TAKES DOWN TOP-SEED TENNESSEE IN THE SEC TOURNEY 😱

Hey Peacock, I don’t mind the commercials, but I DO mind that they are all for horror films or murder-related series. I have a toddler—can I get something a little less terrifying? 😳

I haven’t tweeted in a long time but this is worth it: REMOVE IMAGINARY GUNS FROM FOOTBALL CELEBRATIONS. Wildly inappropriate. Literally no reason for it. Please be better Mississippi State Football and Jeff Lebby. I want to be able to watch a game with my son without explaining this.

petition to have mark ballas as a permanent judge, retweet to sign #DWTS

The score right now for Mississippi State vs Arkansas is 21-24 and you can’t convince me otherwise SEC Officiating

The NCAA Baseball officials owe some explanations to MS State AND FL State after this “look at me” behavior by the home plate ump. Trust me, I’m not just being a sore loser. I’m simply a knowledgeable baseball fan that has a pair of working eyes and ears. #tallahasseeregional

Hey ESPN, I’m just trying to watch football with my 3-year-old. What if we DON’T have trailers play for The Conjuring during the middle of the day? Wouldn’t that be a nice idea?