🌕 My other half… finally revealed. NASA

tweeting like the musicians playing the violin on the Titanic.

Sky full of stars. Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

the UK actually fucked the lives of every single person born from 1996-2006 and they actually need to pay for their crimes WTF IS THISSS

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

No one who enjoys music actually likes stadiums

The moment PIN DORIANE has always dreamed of ❤️ As she becomes the first female to ever drive a Mercedes F1 car.

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

An absolute classic in this household.

A staggering 16 degrees Celsius and the sun is out in the uk and I cant even enjoy it because the winds freezing

the world was better when this was our brainrot

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

Me after listening to the new Kacey Musgraves album.

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

Everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.