this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

wished my mum happy international women’s day and she said it was time for me to get married

Timmy is gonna do this as an apology to the opera community if he wins

Framing this as being a jab at him and not an acknowledgment of her contributions to the history of Black art Sinners is meant to celebrate doesn’t sit right with me at all actually.

Nobody: Kristi Noem’s husband:

to be fair ariana madix was never interesting enough to get the ariana madix treatment😭

3yr niece has revealed she has both twirling dresses AND spinning dresses

Watching Bridesmaids for the 100th time

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

2 hours gossip session with coworkers down the hatch

Me on my solo dates

just took me 30 mins to make a sandwich #ItReallyIsThatDamnPhone

Noah Wyle has lost his mind

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

that “first look at season 2 of heated rivalry” is going to hit like crack

Making myself look pretty during the luteal phase

listening to renaissance & cowboy carter from start to finish.

KLAY THOMPSON CHEATED ON MEGAN THEE STALLION COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS