what if i did not tweet ever again?

Thursday’s substack is gonna be so good dude You people who read it are gonna hate it so much Those if you who don’t read it are missing out on being a hater

I know many of you want to believe that being online is a radical and virtuous act but it is an actively hostile vice keeping you from living in the real world. kids need to be off their phones.

nurse she’s out again

Evil business, these moonbeams. I can still feel their wiles, even under this rainy sky. Another ghost and another restless night. Love ya

The prequels, for all their faults, were at least made earnestly, and that is why people love them today. The sequels do not have this redeeming quality I’m afraid

The answer is: when do you want to speak to her again? Because the second it’s sold, she’s gonna reappear It is the Nature of Things, I fear

Got eeem

One of three things is gonna come of this and you’ll know I’m right about what I suspect when you hear about Shrimp-Man on the news

Easter Island but with Purdue Pete Heads

Gonna drop this gif in the work slack today, you never see it anymore. It’s gonna slay, expect at least 3 😂 reacs