Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains 4 murderers, If u find one, what's ur plan? Sincerely, not very well thought out

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.

I speak 3 languages fluently; Smartass, sarcasim, and profanity.

Every time I see the word "Explain" on an exam, I die a little inside

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.

Christmas eve's eve!

#Merry Christmas #santahasbeen haha have a lovely day!

#3thingsineed 1. My girls 2. My family 3. My iphoneee.

#worstmemoryof2011 maybe brakeing my finger but it was so funny :')

#bestmemoryof2011 So many! Meeting loads of new amazing people who have now become my really close friends was probably the best :')

#WheniWakeUp I check my phone for a text from that one special person.

Watching Terra Nova!

Is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juiceee (8)

Got to be up in 4 hours :(

The other day I had 26 followers now I have 3 :/ #sadtimessss

#IAlwaysSay "I'm fine" even when i'm not.

"Life is maze and love is a riddle."

“I never meant to start a war, you know I never want to hurt you.”

“It’s okay not to be okay.”

I am the worst for holding grudges :L