LIGHT THE BEAM! LIGHT THE BEAM!

If I had a dollar for every time I said "Where's my hydro?" I could afford 35 new Hydros.

There's a kid sobbing on his way out to school this morning because he didn't get enough time to play video games and, honestly, same.

Please, PLEASE, light the beam.

I bet the season finale has Anakin in it.

Name three perfect songs. I'll start! Crown - Kendrick Paradise - Coldplay Every Time I Look For You - Blink-182

I think we should have a monarchy in the States. I’d like to volunteer to go first thank you.

Heard shouted from down the hall this morning as a kid plays Bop-It: "HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL IT?!"

Marcus Smart? More like Marcus Dumb.

I’m legitimately sad Succession is over.

Everybody shut the hell up, Amanda Nunes is fighting.

This loser forgot it was Father’s Day.

PERFECTO

“Our logo is our most recognizable asset. That’s why we’re so protective of it.” 😂😂😂

BRB GOING TO GO CRY

GOODNIGHT

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Spider-Man ROBBED

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