Writing in a writing hobby. I used to write way too long rps alongside professional work a few years ago, and along with a lot of ooc drama, I burned out severely. I’m just now dipping my toes in the water but I’m genuinely scared to rp again, let alone in an rp fed

And I’ll go back to having one business more valuable than all of yours and you’ll live a life where winning a title that doesn’t change your imposter syndrome is your only redeeming feature. You don’t win, Tapson. You’re just basic ass you.

Wristlock is great if you want to learn to suck at wrestling but still get that undeserved sense of superiority. Don’t learn technique from a kid who read about it in a book once and tell me he’s a savant. I’ll tie you into fucking knots.

Shut the fuck up. You’re paper thin and in a losing battle, so you think insults change that. You don’t have a brand, kid. You have empty, bad products that only serve as money pits. This year ends with you bankrupt. Already calling it.

I’m a glutton for punishment. Hurt me daddy.

Hey buddy, weird question, but how many family members do you need? Chosen family counts!

That’s great. Family is important…I had a family once. I hope you cherish them.

I had a lot, once …

Ah, man I didn’t take the time to see what’s going on in your head. I feel that. I’m afraid we’re at kind of a crossroads, though. They know who they are. So do I. Let’s play nice!

Maybe I deserve it?

Bryan has evolved in such an awesome way, but man that aesthetic is my favorite thing ever. Hotline Miami serial killer chicken is best.

Look at you, Mike! The butterfly I knew you could be. I’m proud, friend.

Save your hollow ego for someone else, tiny nips.

Funny you want to bring up names, Pric Flair, considering the only interesting thing about you is your nickname and you didn’t even come up with it on your own.

Great nothing response you husk of a human being. You should know obscurity considering your one personality trait is repeatedly saying how “great” you are. People said it for me. Run along, hollow man! Run to getting smoked by Tapson on the daily.

Hi Mr. Bryan Williams! Hope you’re well. So here’s the thing: looks like your main event guys can’t keep ol Dev’s name out of their mouths, and that’s just not nice. Be a real shame if someone, say, broke into their homes and gut them like fish? Just spitballing!

Space Mountain is a shit ride. It’s not even the biggest ride anymore! Got left behind when better things showed up. Sounds familiar 🤔

Hey buddy, did you get the irony of calling someone desperate for attention and yet hanging on my every word yet? Don’t think you do. I get clinging to old habits because the world is a scary place! It’s ok. I don’t blame you. Would you like a hug?

I’ve actually eclipsed you financially and success-wise but accolades are important and you should be proud! I’d work on the whole “my entire bit is cool guy with hot girlfriend but everything I say sounds like a virgin said it” thing but there’s time!

Aaron it’s ok to drop the schtick. It really is. I get why you and Tapson aren’t getting along so much now. You’re the same person! Willful ignorance and deflection. Money to fill a hole in your heart. Just like me!