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“ so majin buu took himself out over heartbreak ? I thought that whole wedding was just some stupid 𝗮𝗰𝘁 , but wow ! Gotta say i’d be impressed if that wasn’t so 𝗱𝗲𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 . I guess #SLAUGHTERHOUSE might need some 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 after all . . “

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“ i’m actually pretty bored is this 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢 and 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 world already ! Let’s see what i can start changing ! “ the triangle said before snapping his fingers and creating a tornado made out of razorblades unleashing it . “ hmmm a good start ! But i can do better . “

“ well i think maybe my boredom is coming from large scale stuff , maybe just messing with one person will make things a little more interesting , so enie meenie mine 𝙔𝙊𝙐 . " bill teleports the [READER] into a human sized bird cage . “ have fun getting out of that! See ya !”

“ oh wait a second ! I forgot to add something to those razornados! “ the triangle creates more whirlwinds of razorblades in a tornado form , replacing the sound of the wind with the screams of the damned . “ ah , much better ! “

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Bill turns himself orange , he knows what he’s doing . “ i think i might be a little late to this one but it’s better than another a⃠m⃠o⃠n⃠g⃠ u⃠s⃠ meme ! “

“ it’s still a shame the tophats fell off of those pyramids , i actually kind of liked those ! “

“ . . Good question ! Quite a few things , i actually invented the tophat on a few different versions of earth ! “

. . I wonder , is it apropriate to drop a diss track on good ol 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚 .

Casually conjures up the most hated thing in the cosmos : a pineapple , a whole one , not even sliced , ontop of a pizza .

His one eye gives a look of surprise . “ oh lord one of 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 types , do you have time because this story spands a good chunk of universal history . “

“ . . Eye don’t even think i want to ask . But fine , i’ve got nothing better to do today so , it all started a good two ? Maybe three , it’s a little fuzzy years ago back in my original dimension . . “

Oh lord it’s the *checks hand* ginyu for- no not them , power ran- not them either , beetlebor- nope .. Teenage ninja turtles ! That’s the group i was thinking about ! I’m going to make fun of all of you .

Gonna go teach all the children of the multiverse how to swear byeeeeeeee !

“ man i gotta say ! I’ve let things get wayyyy too boring around here ! Let’s start fixing that! “ Casually just making it rain beer . Because nothing says chaos like drunk people trying to drink rain .

Makes the nearest child into a corpse .