A frase mais odiada em Portugal neste momento deve ser “olá recebemos seu currículo e” (não sei como acaba porque desligo nesta altura)

Carreguem os powerbanks, que os espanhóis vão desligar a luzes.

"look we broke about a million international laws but at least we gave them sandwiches"

“can we reschedule?” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES

Ryanair🤝Coldplay splitting up couples

Everytime I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I google it first just incase.😭😭😭

clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. welcome to: the chair

"I didn't vote for this." - people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate

best feeling

Fascina-me sempre que peçam tolerância para com intolerantes.

“When we decline to speak ill of the dead, it’s because we have compassion for the living. In this respect, I am sorry for Kirk’s children. I don’t know if Kirk was a good father, but if he was, that does little to mitigate the damage he did to other people’s children.”

Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"

a ceasefire does not "free" palestine.

Jesus Christ. It’s not a test. It’s a violation.

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

there’s something about watching movies at this time of year that hits different

“omg her bio…” “my location-” “how do i fit this in my banner” “check their pinned-”

Zara Larsson is always getting dragged for saying some shit I agree with