Nah, that’s a fuckin dinosaur

NEW EPISODE! In episode 5, "Man Becomes a Different Animal", H. G. Wells is lost in a distant future where humanity as we know it is extinct. How will he get his bicycle repaired now? LISTEN HERE, or find Untrue Stories on your favourite podcast site/app untrue-stories.simplecast.com/episodes/man-b…

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I’ve made a book about my favourite footballers #colouredpencils #poems #11footballers

This was Patrick McGinty' idea: Orwell's rules of tea on a mug! #merch NEVER TIME TRAVEL WITHOUT IT redbubble.com/i/mug/Orwell-s…

This video will never get old

Thanks for my new TEA mug @rdouglasjohnson Untrue Stories🎙️sci-fi comedy | season 1 out now!

You're gonna want the sound on for this commentary x.com/witty_shitty/s…

DART's final moments before crashing into an asteroid 6.7 million miles away from Earth earlier today 😲

I made an album in September beardybollocks.bandcamp.com/album/rainy-da… put it in your ears #onemonthalbum OneMonthAlbum #rainydayinseptember

How to do a media interview while being carried away by police for protest. 10/10, no notes.

We're competing in the #AudioVerseAwards & it would be SO AMAZING to be shortlisted! I'm not going to plead with you to vote for us specifically.* But if you've some spare ear time, please listen to some shows & submit a ballot! Here's how: * please vote for us specifically

Robbie Coltrane would have liked us to have a quiet revolution in his honour #callonyourmonsters

Good morning to this woman. I hope she’s having a fucking gorgeous day 😍

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture