Just seen Adele dancing to dembow at a Dominican wedding. I dont mind the simulation glitching anymore.

My favourite thing about working in the office is to bring leftovers from the family’s Barbacoa and leave the break room smelling like sazon.

Update on my lunch chronicles: Tupperware y’all really need to find a way to make your product sazon friendly. How is it that my Tupperwares get lifetime stained from one use of containing pollo guisado.

Hot take: Pellejito de pollo guisado is better than fried chicken skin.

Don’t be posting griot plates if the following applies: •No macaroni salad •Less than 4 griot pieces • The sauce isn’t giving high cholesterol vybes •Rice looking fad Also if you weren’t given attitude by the Haitian lady that served you, you’re not in the right place my guy

You know the matrix really be glitching when you see multiple cute girls at Place Versailles.

It’s me I’m bitches

WFH naps during working hours should be considered an art.

I hate rap fans.

Instagram got me thinking I ain’t pay my phone bill

i be missing my siblings until i get around them and then i’m like nvm lol