Can anybody find me somebody to love?! George Michael was a great singer and I never appreciated that as a kid. There hasn’t been a concert like the Freddie Mercury tribute one #HappyNewYear2021 #boringbastard #stayingin

News agencies should be using this photo and not the stock photo from her first dose as it is encouraging the tinfoil hat brigade

Anyone else develop the terrible habit of lying awake at 3am watching come dine with me?!

.Since #contagion influenced Hancock, will the government now be taking a lead from #MeanGirls and forcing us to wear pink on Wednesdays?!

Aul Joe was just asking him if he still had a hairy hole

Well this is a great way to find out I’m a monkey 👩🏻‍🦰 I guess all my jokes about me being an orang-utan aren’t jokes

“Maybe?! What do you mean maybe?!” 😂

Explosively loose, digested food

Googling Nico Hiraga to make sure I’m not being a peado thinking he’s cute.

Easily the best tv show that’s been made in a long time #ClarksonsFarm More please Prime Video UK & IE Jeremy Clarkson

How does that annoying, unfunny cunt Corden keep getting jobs?!

Anyone else hate those fucking bird’s eye adverts?! #BingbangShutTheFuckUp

I’ve joined the trend and annoyingly my second day wasn’t as successful as my first. Wordle 198 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Alright, it’s basically the 27th January, what the fuck are Spurs doing?!?! Someone give me the job to bully Levy into spending money on decent players.

Chef’s kiss

YES

Ok, why is my “For You” timeline just full of 30 Rock posts? Haven’t watched that show in easily 10 years.

More importantly, where is this dress from, and does it have pockets?! I need this dress, please and thank you.

I thought this was a giant fucking marshmallow alongside chips, gravy, and mushy peas and was horrified, then I upped my brightness after reading the comments and I’m still disgusted! That’s supposed to be a pie?! Insert Schmidt gagging gif right here