i may not be fast but boy am i furious

Please make axel pitch underhanded, he hates pitchin' and ain't nothin would be better than just makin' him stay out there with us. I deserve somethin' nice after these last few season jus' lemme have this.

Hey if it ain't too much trouble @RedCasterWW could you look after the cells for me while I'm stuck in baltimore? I think you're jus' about the only one I know I can trust with 'em

Alright The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️ I'm leavin'. It'll take a minute t' get there by horseback but see y'all soon.

Alright now that I've done my due diligence followin' all yall can any crabs tell me if there's a good place t' keep a horse in this town?

Y'know it's nice that the crabitat has a forge (if they'll even let me use it). But it really feels like I'm being comically punished for tweetin' this last week.

So uh. Wings. Yall got any requests for souvenirs

This apartment is finally startin' to feel like home. If any of my new teammates wanna come over and hang just holler at me. I ain't one t' brag but I'm told my hospitality and is unrivaled.

i hope that gal's adjustin' well to the wings. Ain't no one ever joined us before who i didn't get t' show around town. can't believe my perfect streak is broke.

Been way too long since I got t' spar with someone. Ain't nobody in this dang city a sword fighter?

I ain't pleased about bein' off the wings don't get me wrong, but I can't deny that it's nice t' see someone drinkin' that damn milk and not have to read out our big long legal disclaimer.

I will never know peace from this goddamned creature. @BeansMcBlase does this guy bother you too

Sigh. I reckon I really ought to stop using "we" when I'm talkin' about the wings.

Ain't nothin' to do round here. Gettin' real bored.

avila guzman + fran beans 🦀🦀 #blaseball

Huh. Ain't never seen so many folk like me in one place. Might be nice bein' able t' ask half my teammates for parts when somethin' breaks.