"you came" "i have laundry to do"

no

Flashtwt tonight

16 years since i met this loser!!!

so-called “free thinkers” when mom breaks out the heated blanket in late October

yikes. unfollowing him now. i was a huge fan of his hotel. was not aware he made the ultimate weapon

mentally I’m not at work, i’m in Lumiose🙂

You’re playing Z-A. You’ve finished the game. Or so you think. You notice someone off in the distance, walking towards you. And this pops up

WHY ARE YOU CRAWLING #PokemonLegendsZA

I ripped the bars off of as much benches as I could today because I remember Emma said that she was homeless once

eternal z, i am hawkmoth, you were robbed of your taxi dream by those superheroes, i can give you the power to abolish transportation other than taxis. in exchange, you will bring me ladybug and chat noir’s miraculous

it’s not thanksgiving yet but this is still one of my favorite tweets ever

The Defunctland episode is going to be absolutely nuts.

Everyone in the cinema

they look like two vampires who decided to give christmas a whirl

asked a customer if they want a small, medium or large coffee. they said ‘just regular’. i put in a medium. he got mad because he wanted a large. maybe if you responded to me normally it would OF BEEN THE SIZE YOU WANTED ALL ALONG

Official promo for the 30th anniversary of ‘Pokémon.’

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EMO MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE SNOWFLAKE FUN