Denver says✌️ #denver #peace

I'm caught up in this mess and Delta says it's due to "weather" which means they aren't on the hook for NYC hotels for thousands of stranded travelers. Travel is fun.

Bill Madden Blanche had plenty of tweets to choose from. This #VonSchitzenpants was on purpose.

Per Expedia, I should expect a refund from americanair in EIGHT WEEKS. I guess neither company wants my spring break business.

What do you do when you can't get ahold of someone during the workday? Try social media! MRHiBiT

"Mommy is good at hair. You are not good at hair." #StayAtHomeDadProblems #LibbyHibby Sarah Hibit

We can do hard things. Like attend a big scary women's conference alone... #peptalk Find @GlennonDoyle

Classic Vinyl is playing so much Zeppelin I had to google to make sure nobody died. Classic Vinyl #Zeppelin

Guys, my husband is going viral. #earthquake #wewillrebuild x.com/MikeHibit/stat…

#lovewarrior has arrived in my mailbox. I have some vacation next week but i don't think I can wait that long.

Is the SiriusXM satellite outof orbit? I get a patch of white noise during every song, all over the kc metro.

Navigated giant double #target cart through #sbux without spilling chai on my kids' heads. #success

Sounded like a firework in SW Olathe! x.com/JOCOSHERIFF/st…

"He-Man, She-Ra! 5 minutes until quiet time!" What decade is this??? #HeMan #SheRa #bythepowerofgreyskull #takeanap

Deceptive product packaging. DON'T KID ME WE BOTH KNOW THIS IS FOR GOLDFISH #parenting #toddlers

Me, looking for my kid's backpack. I love the Midwest. #ope #opethereitis #midwest #ilovethe90s

You know things are bad at home when you take your kid to the McDonald's play place to escape #germs. #sicksibling

On the radio: The Doors' "Love Her Madly" L: ooh, this is a doctor song! S: Really? L: Yeah, he just said' "Don't you need a Band-Aid?" S: why yes... Yes he did. #kindergarten #MisHeardLyrics

My children are 100% confident that "Hello" (the zooey deschanel version) is their dad's most favorite song. I'm so proud. MRHiBiT Lionel Richie #Trolls

Woke up at 1:30am to my 5-year-old standing next to my bed, starting to panic. Why was she panicking? Because I was asleep. THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE THAT SHE HAD EVER SEEN HER MOTHER SLEEPING. #kids #sleep #parenting