Trying to get pearlina to naturally happen on my tomo island, imagine my face when Pearl gets the love at first sight cutscene and it’s with J MURDER DRONES

Girl your irl wife is 10 feet in the opposite direction

I’m so glad we finally got raiders news (best late birthday present ever!!!) but I can even watch the trailer rn because if I do I’ll be too excited and I won’t be able to get my last hour of sleep that I need because I’ve spent like maybe 5 hours and I’m so tired

I wish I had a switch 2 so I could play spl4toon raiders and go to salmonid sex island to get gang-banged within an inch of my life

hand hold handjob 💕💕💕💕 #deltaruined

[#slutoon] okay yeah lets go to the islands full of spawning salmon good idea great even

Imma say it too! If you in any way sexualize, romanticize, or excuse incest, pedo, or zoo topics whether it is fictional or not: get away from me. I want nothing to do with you and I do not want to debate you about the morals of my boundaries.

I was very confused when I found out people self insert like no, honey, I am in the cuck chair, characters may proceed

Went to a con today and one of the booths had some spl4toon buttons and I was able to find 2 that match Plum and Clementines colours!! Finally I can rep my funny little cephalopods!

Dryhumping sounds so funny because we both know its not gonna be dry

Ok I promise the next thing I post will being spl4toon oc porn, I’ve kept you guys waiting long enough

Ignore my shaky hands I had to take this with my tablet