STARDEW VALLEY: you've used your last piece of bait ME: i don;t take well to threats

i uhhhhh read those for the articles [magazine falls open and all the articles consist of ASCII art in the shape of nude women] uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In the third episode of the Bad Game Hall of Fame Podcast, our panel bravely confronts all the current games industry buzzwords! Y’know, just in case you were desperate to hear our [hopefully predictable] takes on NFTs and the "anti-DEI" movement. podcast.badgamehalloffame.com/podcast/episod…

a good diversity hire would've been someone who's actually good at encounter design

and there was dancin' and singin' and dancin' and singin' and dancin' and singin' somebody turned around and started dancin' and singin' and dancin'and singin' and da

the most important part of saying things you're pretty sure your audience already agrees with is being funny about it. so check us out. also we're geniuses

ideally the reds would match for maximum character design but that's life

fishing in small streams so fast they call me Brooks Cracktackle

IDEA: mod for mouthwashing set in sealab 2021

IDEA: punisher-style vigilante calling himself John Millimeter because it sounds like nine millimeter, whose career falls apart when a new enemy of his says "what's a millimeter, your DICK?"

NEW HERE BE MEDIA!! Episode 49 - Ace Combat 7: Mach 3 Speed Propaganda w/ Sid Menon! A flight into the Ace Combat series, to talk about the fighter jet,propaganda,and being anti-war(or not)! Also joined by our friend Sid of the Bad Game Hall of Fame! shows.acast.com/the-left-page-…

The fourth episode of the Bad Game Hall of Fame Podcast is live now! In which we advertise our 'Half-Life 2: Deathmatch' server, shout about Nintendo's shady business practices, and potentially enrage the fanbase of a particular "Post-Modern" RPG. podcast.badgamehalloffame.com/podcast/episod…

call me zhuge liang the way i am sleeping

if you can go to hell without dying, then you can enter heaven without a halo

going on a diet of sharp rocks and losing multiple pounds in "blood weight"

i can't be held responsible for my reading comprehension within an hour of looking at cisco packet tracer

IDEA: closed caption that reads [all clapping except for one guy who sucks]

The sixth episode of the BGHOF Podcast is up now! In which Cassidy, Charkie, and Sid dish on some sub-par shooters, discuss the hiring / firing practices of AAA development studios, and attempt to debunk dumb dog-whistling by GameStop’s CEO. podcast.badgamehalloffame.com/podcast/episod…

[UFO crashes into black lodge] if youuuuuuuuu caaaaaaaaaan believe it, i'm wondering once again

New episode posted! We have Emily back to NWS to talk more MIAMI GUNS! Slasher parodies, beauty pageants, and assassins galore — it’s all here all now! Check it out at all reputable podcast catchers and ad free at patreon.com/nocartridge