When your social battery is dead but you see the biggest yapper approaching you.

When the first 10 minutes of work felt very productive so you lowkey take a 6 hour break

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

CABLES FOR EQUIPMENT USED TO MONITOR MAYON VOLCANO STOLEN LOOK: The Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology (Phivolcs) reports the theft of critical cables from its Ligao Observation Station in Albay, leaving the facility temporarily non-operational. The stolen

i be confusing my coworkers, one day we cool and the next i walk right past them Lmao 🤣

When Kara David or Atom Araullo visits the urban poor its journalism, pero kapag student leaders suddenly terrorism na?

always mildly surprised that the collective grief of the pandemic didn't make people kinder to each other

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

sWHAT??????

Nakakamiss yung naglunch kang nanunuod ng Showtime tapos merienda na, may Showtime pa rin 😂 BRING BACK MY PAMILEEE

SEAsia is so fucking hot rn how the hell is anyone supposed to do anything

enlistment armys seeing pied piper before me..oh i am sickkkkkk

I have this constant fear of being asked to tell a fun fact about me😭😭😭😭

I hate being asked why I'm not talking. I literally just don't have anything to say pls leave me alone😭

i don’t accept leon face-shaming because if you say he’s ugly, you’re also calling THE julia barretto ugly

romanticizing commute pero nasa Pilipinas be like:

the worst part about going on a walk is being perceived