🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Despite coming second, Mikel Arteta still claims Calafiori was the best horse in the race! 😂

Palace fans en route to Wembley on Saturday, all stop to pay their respects to a military veteran. Absolutely quality this. 👏❤️

A goodbye to a club legend 🥺 Joel Ward comes off in his final home game for Crystal Palace after 13 years at the club ❤️

Big fair play to Guedes 👏

How’re these mob actually booing him 😂😂😂

After eight-and-a-half-years, Jeffrey Schlupp will be leaving the club this summer. Thank you for everything, Schluppy ❤️💙 #CPFC

Some special Schluppy moments 🎬 #CPFC

When is London’s do-nothing mayor going to pull his finger out? The law-abiding majority are being made to look like mugs while rampant fare-dodging goes unpunished. Enough is enough.

Full on club twirl too😭😭😭

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Certainly not a Lewis-Skelly fan, but why does Gallagher constantly pass to his right foot

!!! Most the players these days don’t have any experience other than PL or top flight. All been given everything they ask for by the time they’re 22. Bring in a Dan Neil to show the boys what a proper fighting footballer is. Someone with hunger and desire. Not ‘Noni Madueke’

Marquand caught napping at the back? Giving more thunder too much to do

Drinking pints by yourself

In Britain, we now jail the likes of Lucy Connolly for dumb, incendiary social media posts (that she deleted), but 1000s chant about killing people at a major music festival, live on our publicly funded broadcaster, and nobody seems to care. Outrageous double standard.

IT employees when you submit a ticket after you messaged them for help and they told you to submit a ticket

UCOS have done it again!

“Money back if your horse finishes 2nd” *Horse finishes 2nd* Me:

We are pleased to confirm the signing of Calum Anderson to the club's Academy 🤝 The Northern Ireland youngster arrives from Linfield FC:

🚨🇬🇧 New Footage of the Female Police Officer who was assaulted & had her nose broken in Manchester Airport is released ‼️