Feels good to be home but I miss my little sister 😢😭

Nicole Medoro it's better to stay at home & get better though Hun xx

If thy heart fail thee why then climb at all? - Spanish Proverb

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired.

How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you it will be enough. -Meister Eckhardt

A penny spared is a penny saved. - Spanish Proverb

Adam and Eve were the first people on earth............Did they have belly buttons?

Civilizations die from suicide not by murder. -Arnold Toynbee

Why is the practice called "fasting" when time passes so slowly when you're doing it?

The poorest man is not without a cent but without a dream. -Unknown Author

That's funny you calling me an animal and it's you that has the webbed feet.

What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly!

This blonde is so stupid she called me to get my telephone number!

If a cats tail is slightly raised and softly curved: The cat is beginning to get interested in something.