saw someone on here say that i make five figures a month off twitter. buddy, ELON MUSK doesn't even make five figures a month off twitter

Tweeting like it's 2009: Is it weird that you can get a glass of water but not a ceramic of coffee, or a plastic of soda? Also, how confusing it for non-English speakers that a person who needs eye-glasses is very different from a person who needs a glass-eye? #2009Tweeting

We all know McDonalds HQ keeps meticulous employment records of everyone who's ever worked at any of their establishments for any length of time no matter how short in a nice easy to search database stretching back over 40 years just in case this one single scenario ever happened

Remember about four years back when I was talking about all the police sirens and dull explosion noises echoing up the canyon? The asshole's finally been convicted. Only guy he killed trying to kick off a "Race War" was whiter than white. Grape Job. cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/n…

#Trump #Debate #Debate2024 #AliensEatingCats #BreakingNews Rachel Maddow Maddow Blog

Because of Trump and Vance and the bullshit about eating dogs, school students are actually now dealing with threats of terror. These fucking lunatics should never get close to the WH.

I know that "Gosh, maybe JK Rowling's relentless harassment of trans people is due to being a sadistic bigot rather than women's rights" is not exactly a theory that really needs more evidence, but goodness she is doing a good impression of simply bullying someone for existing...

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Republicans are in such a panic that they are literally emailing themselves imaginary polling results and passing them off as legitimate. Ryan Fournier you’re a hack.

Well, well, well. I'm just SHOCKED.

🎄can't have a Xmas dinner without turkey🤤

Jesus, I agree with Laura Loomer. 🤣🤣

"Netanyahu gifted Trump a gold-plated pager." "Of course he did. Trump is to gold-plate like Elon is to X." "Wonder if Netanyahu gifted Elon a pager in the shape of an X." "It's illegal to speculate. You have broken all the law." #ConversationsWithMyHusband

Elon only admitting he knew Trump is a child rapist after Trump took away his government contracts says everything you need to know about him.

So having Epstein killed his watch wasn't enough to get Trump out from under all that, so now he's arranged a hit on Charlie Kirk to pull attention away.

“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk April 2023

This is what happens when someone who learned their inter-personal conflict management skills in YouTube comments gets put in charge.