I'm always here, I just never tweet.

Hello, befriend me, please. I'm actually really cool.

I'm following a bunch of people in hopes that someone will be my friend.

Do you think Eliot and I went a little too far with the whole matching names thing?

Bitch, this isn't a picture of me. x.com/eliotfranco/st…

Eliot just laughed really ugly into the phone.

My husband just laughed really loudly into my ear. I'm divorcing him.

I'm madly in love with you. x.com/eliotfranco/st…

And now we're getting divorced, but I didn't vote for Trump. x.com/eliotfranco/st…

Have fun with that. You can't possibly find someone as great as me. x.com/eliotfranco/st…

That's what you say now :/ x.com/eliotfranco/st…

Do you really? x.com/eliotfranco/st…

Divorced. x.com/eliotfranco/st…

I will! x.com/eliotfranco/st…

I love you so much. x.com/eliotfranco/st…

Finally got the babies down for their naps and my husband's out getting money.

Happy 2 year anniversary. I love you. Eliot

Happy two year anniversary to my amazing wife. I love you so much, sweetheart. You mean the world to me elizabella.

Also, happy birthday, baby. Eliot

A year ago, we only had Eli. Now we've got Lizzie and I couldn't be happier. x.com/beilafranco/st…