The opposite of a safe space is a fidi blue bottle where every convo audits optimizing your sleep score or credit card points, is conceived while half scrolling twitter and The Feed is just the apag phenomenon. Vanity was always a metric we shouldve minimized (in the exist pov).

The spiritual successor of esoteric normality waged war against pedantics… and LOST

AGI not even real and I’m already a slave to ai 😔

Even after we reach the hive mind stasis, the bandwidth of thought will still be bottlenecked by the speed of light, creating clusters of localized cognition. This implies that where you live and location will still actually matter, keeping rent prices in nyc high.

Snippets of conversation w chatgpt to diagnose film playing in antler > patient in spherical padded interrogation room, Okame masked man attempts lobotomy > mpc wakes up in silk sheets w blonde after dreaming of union induced Pegasus & is targeted by oss firing squad > Santa 🎅

Self serve beans (black, kidney) in 64oz mason jar, w 7x markup on Goya prices. The real obscenity isn’t cost, it’s the sheer inadequacy of quantity for anyone who actually eats beans. The humble bean is no longer food; it’s a prop in the ideological theater of gentrified virtue

Speaking into the void bc if someone hears you it might actually affirm the meaninglessness of your actions

Out: doing cardio for summer abs In: doing cardio so I can keep my hands out of my pockets for more than 10min in the nyc winter so I can respond to slack messages

Sitting blob-like day in day out

prophetically named dflash for David Wang

They’ll never tell you but this is what peak form looks like

Punch’s cloth mother is djungelskog from ikea

That plants are green (bc it’s inefficient to metabolize) and sunsets are not (bc Rayleigh scattering of short wave len) and gold is yellow (bc it’s heavy causing 6s and 5d orbital gap to be small), seems all we can see is residue; light the daily singularities could not absorb