Three long years brings forth the resurrection of Dylan's twitter presence. Facebook can only be refreshed so many damn times... plus it's starting to smell like mothballs.

Mint chip is my religion.

These German 4-poppers are slowly but surely testing my American brand loyalties.

I'm so pale that people think I'm a tourist in my own country.

I've just ripped the wrapper off my soda bottle and taped on a nuka-cola printout. I AM READY #BE3

A saturday evening out in the Mid-Atlantic.

The United States took a step in the right direction today. goo.gl/yxnoHz #ProudToLove

Today has been a long time coming, and a surefire time to be alive. Hopefully my country won't be too far behind. #LoveWins

#Bermuda, you're looking pretty good right now. #YearInSpace

IT'S A TUESDAY IN CALIFORNIA.

I feel as if I need to take a shower everytime I eat at ihop.

Staying at the Hilton during #Vidcon makes me feel unusually important.

Sure is teenage girls around here.

Thank you all for making this VidCon so fantastic! See you next year!

"Jim Reeves sounds like a country-fried Bing Crosby" - Chad, 2015.

Spent my last night in the states on Sunset blvd. I declare; this town has charm!

I truly believe that the city of Los Angeles needs an airport to reflect its grandiose persona. Not whatever this heap of garbage is.

Now I declare! If you're feelin down - Nurse yourself with a cold glass of Bailey's whilst swingin' with this gem! youtu.be/Wky1sRkoGqU

Ta ta until December my little country!

It's quarter-past seven in the American West, Dolly Parton's '9 to 5' is playing, and I'm about to go warm up the Cadillac. Life's good.