I'll pay for your parking

How is your bracket ?

I bet the head pro at ur course is trying to get the red tees renamed the Pink Whitney tees to entice u to play where u belong

It's November 29th today..hmm weird judging by the hair growth on my upper lip I would've thought it was more like November 5th! #movember

HOW GOOD DOES THIS FEEL!? Bryan Walker

Just want to say thank you to the #jets and #bengals holy shit what a game by the Chargers I love it!!! #bolts #BoltUp for playoffs boys!!!

What I look forward to in 2014 1. Beating Ryan Werre at Tig Woods 2. Beating Blair Frandsen at Madden 25 3. Beating Bryan Walker at EVERYTHING

Looks like Philips ready!! I know I am! Let's go chargers! Eat shit Pey Pey #boltup #chargers #SDvsDEN

Better hurry up and follow us, because soon we'll have tons of followers and it'll lose its niche appeal.

“Ash Ketchum (parody): Girl, you've been used more than the rare candy cheat.” Ultimate chirp hey Brett Mclure

Such a big game for the Los Angeles Chargers tonight! We love being the underdogs! Bryan Walker

Yeah, thanks for the ESPY male athlete of the year nomination, had 8 snipes in the AHL after putting on 40 lbs of Bacardi fat I deserve this

#BellLetsTalk

Keep it going!!!!!! #BellLetsTalk

Tyler Pitlick 14 goals. Beniot Pouliot 13 goals. Jordan Eberle 24 goals. Taylor Hall 31 goals. ----------------------- Milan Lucic 10 goals. Ryan Strome 12 goals. Someone good with budgeting help me my family is starving.

Someone send Marchand’s tongue to DJ Khaled’s wife.

Jet vs. Knight

If I’m the capitals I’m booking the hotel 65 miles off the strip at a best western, maybe one with a continental breakfast. Don’t let the Russians get near the strip. You’ll find them shirtless at Bellagio drunk as fuck at 5 am drinking Moscow mules after tiesto with Tomas Vanek