Republican Debates are the new WWF wrestling.

The world deserves a disposable colander.

Fact: Most adults are just tall babies.

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Hey...zootopia is a really good movie though.

Guys, trump has me worried. Did Law and Order get canceled?

@tran5mogrifier this is great photoshop

CubsBoys win!

That guy was sure air drumming hard with his sweet vape rig.

I'm just gonna play this clip on repeat for the next four years. #Election2016

Watch Asperger's Are Us Comedy Troupe now. Only 1/2 through but god. I'll let you know if suddenly it's not a good doc anymore but start now so we can talk.

Jesus you miss one day's worth of news and you're Luke returning home to his aunt and uncle on Tatooine.

Just been informed that a person is not allowed to use metaphors that involve one's wife. #cantleadahorsetowateranymore

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Maybe someday I'll have enough leverage in job interviews to inquire about their nap policy. #careergoal

Tons of fantasy relevant players going tonight... so I humbly ask....What do you need? #mondaynightmiracle #thefantasyshow

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