[ ooc ] early simpsons will always be my go to for any canon i’ve seen a couple of moderns, but other that i don’t keep in check with a lot of modern episodes.

❝ Bozos crawlin‘ everywhere’s I tells ya’. ❞

❝ . . . Youse’ know dats PUNISHMENTS thing sounds more an’ more like’s some DRUNKEN ‘s douchebag’s SCREWED up JACK OFFED list . ❞

w - wasted ?

❝ Arson is a totally legals’ sport inside Springfield .❞

❝ . . . Like hells it is. Death by Adders , Pillaging Rats , Toxic pipes ; And that’s not even halfs of it — if ya’ wants REALLY weirds youse’ should see how da’ town treats ter’ MAIN HALL . . . horrible conditions really . ❞

“ AS if I haven’t tried dat’s already , everywhere’s I go everyone WANTS some type of high and mighty expensive WINES or GRANDE champagnes ! Nobody wants ta’ ( cheap ) stuff anymore’s , I just can’t compete with their fancy panties ( liquors ) and can’t STANDS them either ! ”

❝ It’s 4:30AM babe time for youse’ daily ( adrenaline ) shot . ❞

Someone mention a bartender? Moe can definitely dish up to ten drinks per mug an hour, preferably if youse’ cough up some of dem’ ( dimes ) first of course and you’d be hammered before the sun even hits the ground. Now certificated with having less cardiac arrests per serving.

“My place is having a huge cockroach problem at the moment, so like da’ good citizen I am I’ve been remailing da’ little suckers back inside those fancy brochures questioner pamphlets to get rid of dem’.”